Manspeak


Man Records by Travis Evans
June 28, 2007, 1:26 pm
Filed under: Humor

Tallest Man – 8 ft 11 in
Smallest Man – 25.5 in
Loudest Burp – 104.9 dB [Normal Conversation 60dB, Niagra Falls 90dB]
Longest Leg Hair – 4.88 in
Bench Press, Most Weights In One Hour – 305,300 lbs
Bench Press – 1015 lbs
Most Basketballs Spun Simultaneously – 28
Most Concrete Blocks Broken in a Minute – 120
Longest Drive [in a PGA tournament] – 515 yds
Longest Drive – 720 yds

Where do you measure up? I’m gonna start working on that tallest man record… Oh yeah, submit any records that you know of. No Cap, most turtlenecks owned by a man is NOT a record.

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Aw, shucks.

Comment by Cap Stewart

The fastest time to eat a 12″ pizza is 2 min 19.91 sec by Tom Waes (Belgium) in Ghent, Belgium on December 2, 2006.

Comment by Robert Townsend

Joey Chestnut from the good’ol USA just defeated Takeru Kobayashi by eating 66 hot dogs w/ buns in 12 mintues in Nathan’s annual hotdog eating contest.

Comment by Ryan Hughes




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