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by tmtd
September 13, 2007, 4:07 pm
Filed under: News

 

 

The MANville

Sentinel

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MORON’S ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD

summer-07-037.jpg n9419495_33582109_4872.jpg This summer two of the dumbest most incapable morons have found and won over the greatest women in the WORLD!!! The implications for this are vast and devastating. Many are comparing this to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The first strike was made by Todd Moles in Puebla, Mexico. Operation: La Propuesta De Puebla was a first strike mission, and shockingly successful. Anna Priestley walked right into the trap on an average Thursday night July 26, 2007. Todd didn’t waste time dropping the question once he revealed his position. And she immediately responded with an adamant YES to marry and mother ALL of Todd’s children. It truly is unbelievable that she would agree to such a proposal. The second strike was also a long distance operation. Executed by the other moron dominator, Kevin Shipp. He deployed from Knoxville on Aug 30, 2007 to Franklin, WV. Operation: Take Bethany Teter By Storm (and cartoon characters) was the final blow for the moron victory. Little did Bethany know that at a small gazebo in West Virgina she would fall to the same fate as Anna when she tearfully agreed to spend the rest of her life with Kevin Christopher Shipp. WOW! Who can explain this sudden and irrevocable change in the history of the world. An unconditional surrender from these ladies marks the biggest upset since Appalachian State and Michigan, or the U.S. win over the Soviet Union in the 1980 Winter Olympics. Its like a man killing a Grizzly with a spoon! These men may very well now have children, and that is the most serious implication of this cataclysmic catastrophe!

Here are Pictures from the devastation.

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oh boy…

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