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Don’t Waste Your Snow: A 7.5 Foot Snow Bear Warrior by joshcan
February 3, 2009, 1:38 pm
Filed under: Humor

Compelled by the call of God to subdue the earth, a group of East Tennessee, snow-deprived young men endeavored to create Knoxville’s largest snowman, and perhaps the world’s only 7.5 foot Snow-Bear Warrior. We named him Eric. But I’d like to rename him Bearic, the Frosty Killer.

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Here’s the process of our feat of masculinity.

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His bottom section has to weigh a couple hundred pounds, and we had to create a ramp to roll the middle section up there.

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His right arm goes all the way to the ground, and his left arm (because we got lazy and cold) ended up being two 5-foot sticks, holding a cookie sheet shield.

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That’s me trying to be as cool looking as Bearic, for scale, of course.

joshcan

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crazy guys…

Comment by Tyler Thayer

who’s the guy in the pink boots? hmmmm?

Comment by thefranz

okay, so there were a couple females involved in this snowbear warrior constructing process. But believe me, they didnt do much.

Comment by joshcan

Where did you do that? And who all was there? Third, I would have loved to be near him it gets lonely being the only giant in VFC

Comment by Jeremy O




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