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Home-Made Doughnuts by Travis Evans
June 27, 2008, 2:13 pm
Filed under: Man Cookin'

INGREDIENTS:

* Can of biscuits (more cans = more doughnuts)

PREPARATION:

Heat oil in a fryer (or in something else that is deep). Open the can of biscuits. Take a 20 oz. soda bottle lid and cut holes in the biscuits. Place the doughnuts and holes into the hot oil. Flip them when one side is golden brown. When the other side is golden brown, remove them from the oil (real men will use their fingers here). Let them cool. Cover them with powdered sugar, chocolate frosting, peanut butter, other cake frostings or whatever you want; heck, eat ’em plain! I don’t care.

(NOTE: If you cover the doughnut holes in powdered sugar, you have just made Chinese Doughnuts. Sorry to ruin the secret.)

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Cracklin’ Salad by Travis Evans
June 11, 2007, 6:34 pm
Filed under: Man Cookin'

This is a country favorite. I have eaten it and recommend this manly version of the “girls only territory” of salads. It’s called “Cracklin’ Salad” because the lettuce cracks when the hot grease is poured over it.

INGREDIENTS:

* 1 head of lettuce
* As much bacon as you want

PREPARATION:

Chop up lettuce and put in bowl. Fry bacon. Chop bacon into bacon bits. Pour bacon bits and all hot bacon grease over the lettuce.



Chili Dogs by Travis Evans
January 25, 2007, 1:35 pm
Filed under: Man Cookin'

INGREDIENTS:

  • 1 can of chili
  • 1 package of hot dogs
  • 1 package of hot dog buns
  • 1 package of shredded cheddar cheese (not the fancy shredded, men don’t cook with the word fancy)

PREPARATION:

Heat the chili in a pot. Cook the hot dogs. Once cooked, place the hot dogs in the buns. Cover the hot dogs with chili and cheese.